Hand-dipped chocolate-covered Peeps eaten: 3 (1 pink, 2 yellow) (yellow are better)
Words added to novel: 1,125
Children who had annual physical: 2
Milkshakes purchased to make up for shots received at annual physical: 1
Texts sent to Jess and Sarina:15
Texts sent, other: 26
Emails sent: 22, not counting misc replies within conversations or those sent via magical phone
Children driven to or picked up from school, sports or activities: 6 (2 more than once, 1 not mine)
Children carpooled to sport or activity by someone else: 1
Emojis used: 0
Horses fed, sheeted or otherwise dealt with by me: 9
Horses ridden: 0
Miles run: 1
Minutes meditated: 10
Percent battery left in laptop by 6:03 PM: 27
Dinners ready by 6:03 PM: 0
Soft boiled eggs marinated for Ramen later in week: 10 (I think 4 are overcooked)
Items of tractor equipment ordered or requested: 2
Minutes spent arguing with school about whether annual physical constitutes excused absence for sports purposes: 7
Distance, in vertical feet, between part of town where it is raining (where I do not live) and part of town where it is snowing (where I live): 120
Gallons maple sap boiled for syrup: 5
Amount of syrup generated by 5 gallons sap: 2 cups
Number of hand-dipped chocolate peeps I wanted to eat: more than 3
Chocolate easter eggs still missing after visit from absent-minded bunny: 1
Hard-boiled Easter eggs found and eaten by neighbor’s dog: 1
Number of times I lost my phone in the house and had to call it: 2
Number chickens fed: 5
Eggs collected: 2
Number of times child has sung the words ‘get ready for the new world’ and no other part of whatever song it is a lyric from: I can’t count that high
Pages of Stephen King novel read by child who has just switched schools and no longer has homework: 42
Hours elapsed between starting this post and getting dinner on the table: 2.5
Number of carrots grated by no-homework child for salad: 11
Times I “soaked in the good” and realized it was overall a pretty good day: 3