1. It’s an excellent way to acquire beach towels.
2. Ditto assorted children’s clothing and swimwear.
3. Bleach and Borax are cheaper than pool chemicals.
4. Apply before pool party, not after.
5. I don’t know where your goggles are. I don’t know where anyone’s goggles are.
6. Mmmm, pool water beats toilet water any day (that’s from our dogs).
7. Bacardi piÃ±a coladas are the way to go.
8. Am never leaving my house again. At least not this summer.