What’s your ideal family size?
There is, of course, no ideal family size. Only children aren’t lonely children. Kids with lots of siblings don’t feel neglected. And if fate deals you a family that’s not the one you expected, you’re very likely to end up perfectly happy about that. Humans are very good at reframing, and when you look at the wonderful family you end up with, well, it’s hard to wish things were different.
I have 4 kids. My parents had … one. Turns out, we all kinda wondered what the others were thinking. On this week’s Longest Shortest Time podcast, host Andrea Silenzi brought together me and my parents, turned on the recorder and asked us to talk it out. You can hear the result HERE (and it’s good).
But the conversation got me thinking. How DO we decide how many kids is right for us? if you’re lucky enough to be making a choice about family size, here are a few questions to consider.
How many sippy cups can you stand washing? How many haircuts do you want to schedule, how many socks will you match, how many car seats can you vacuum out? Big families mean lots of stuff, lots of logistics, realizing after you’ve ordered for five at the drive-thru that you must have forgotten someone. That sounds petty, but it’s a real issue. If the minutia of caretaking drag you down, one or two kids might be your max.
Are you a chaos Muppet or an order Muppet? Big families, like the universe, tend overall toward disorder. Lower your guard for an instant, and entropy will take over your kitchen. If you enjoy unpredictability and thrive under unexpected challenge, a big family—where the odds that someone will barf in the night, break an arm or, on a more positive note, make the hole-in-one at mini golf that wins everyone ice cream—may be just right. Alternatively, if you love putting things in order (as opposed to living in an already ordered space) then keeping the trains running on time for four or five kids may also help you thrive. Interestingly, according to Muppet Theory, Order Muppets and Chaos Muppets tend to attract. If your partnership includes both of the above, a big family might bring you great joy.
But let’s be practical. When you look into the future for these hypothetical kids of yours, what do you want to give them? Did your parents put you through college, and do you intend to do the same? It’s actually extremely difficult to figure out what that might cost you (or even what it might cost to send a student to any given college tomorrow, but suffice it to say it’s likely to be a lot. And even before they get to that point, kids can really cost you. The Department of Agriculture regularly releases data on how much it believes it will cost to raise a child (yes, the Department of Agriculture). “Middle-income, married-couple parents of a child born in 2015 may expect to spend $233,610 ($284,570 if projected inflation costs are factored in*) for food, shelter, and other necessities to raise a child through age 17. This does not include the cost of a college education.”
Much of that spending is for housing and food, but in many ways, of course, it’s really a measure of how much more is spent on some children than others. “Depending on age of the child, annual expenses ranged from $9,330 to $9,980 for families with a before-tax income less than $59,200; from $12,350 to $13,900 for families with a before-tax income between $59,200 and $107,400; and from $19,380 to $23,380 for families with a before-tax income more than $107,400.”
So as you consider the number of children you’ll raise, consider this, too. Who are you within those numbers? Are you an upper-income parent who will happily buck the trend, skipping the private batting coaches and Kumon sessions, or are you likely to go all in? Will your children share a room? Will one’s hockey team fees mean the other needs to choose a less expensive sport? The lives of middle-graders and teenagers now are often more filled with activities (and expenses) than many of us experienced, and once-free after-school teams and clubs may come at a cost. If you can sit down and talk honestly with parents in your community about what kind of expenses you’re likely to face as your kids get older, do it, and then consider what that information means to you. Of course, don’t forget this encouraging note, again from the USDA: economies of scale do apply. In some areas, like housing and transportation, the third child may cost less than the first. So there’s that. (All that talk of finances and we didn’t even mention day care. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. Enough said.)
Still considering increasing your family size? Then here’s one final question: if your family was complete as is, if a fairy godmother came drifting down and issued a decree that what you have is perfect, how would you feel? Satisfied—or regretful? Because if you’re thinking about another kid, then here’s a little piece of research on happiness that might apply: we regret the things we could have done and didn’t more than our mistakes. Failure, disappointment—those we can accept. But when the choice is ours, and we don’t act—those are the regrets we hang onto.
Money isn’t everything. Even sinks overflowing with sippy cups aren’t everything. If something is telling you you’re not done—then maybe you’re not.
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