Tact for the Pregnant

Tonight at book club I sat next to a girl, somewhat younger than me, about four weeks away from having her second baby and more than ready. We were talking about how weird those last few days were, when you know it’s going to happen, but you don’t know when.
“I really realized it when I bought milk with an expiration date that was past my due date,” she said. “I felt like it was sort of a cross between your wedding day, only having to be just constantly ready for it, and having someone really, really important come to visit that you don’t know very well.”
“Oh,” I said. “I felt like it was like having someone say ‘I’m going to break your arm sometime today, but I’m not going to tell you when. Here, enjoy your breakfast.'”
I may have misread the situation here, but I do not think she will sit next to me at book group again.

I’m getting bigger, so I went in search of maternity pants today in my big closet of put away clothes, only to realze that after Lily was born, I must have looked at them all and concluded that I should never, ever wear any of them again, not even the sweatpants, because they are all gone. On the one hand, I was probably right. On the other, I think I watch too much What Not to Wear. Even Trinny and Suzannah must slob out in holey sweats now and then.

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1,118 Responses to “Tact for the Pregnant”

  1. Caryn says:

    Thanks, yet again, for the laugh! I haven’t had kids or been pregnant yet, but I’m learning a lot because I’ve somehow found a lot of mommy bloggers and read those pretty regularly.

  2. JK says:

    I always called myself a ticking time bomb at the end. I was pretty sure that I’d go into labor in the middle of the night or early in the morning and that is indeed what happened each time. My husband’s co-workers always were sure that he was going to get a call in the middle of the day and have to go racing out of work to have a baby, but alas, I never called and made the work day that exciting.

    It is funny that she said the thing about the milk expiration date… That was one milestone I always looked for when I was pregnant–when the milk expired further out than my due date. That’s when I knew I was close.

  3. sam says:

    KJ, you are so right, that’s too funny.