Sam gets a weekly note home with all the homework for the week listed. For Wednesday it says “bring in a white twin sheet.”
We don’t have a white twin sized sheet. Do you? We have some very, very attractive polka-dotted ones. Apparently, though, the Romans did not wear red-polka-dotted togas.
What we do have is an old full or queen sized sheet, only slightly moldy, that I used as a Halloween ghost last year. Here is what I WILL do: Wash it.
Here is what I will NOT do: buy a sheet.